. . . . Yes! We're glad, we're glad, we're so glad that we do not have to, or feel any need to, do this! Ladies, we give you -- Glitter Bums!
These are not the most unhygienic panties ever made. These are not the most uncomfortable tights a woman has been told by fashion to wriggle into. NO! These are designs made of sequins and crystals and glitter applied directly to the skin of the bum of somebody who is trying too, too, hard.Also, glitter bikinis . . . .
At this point, companies that manufacture cheap knockoffs for any so-called trend are calling it Festival Art and sell this stuff as kits in the UK version of convenience stores and so on -- at least in the UK.
. . . Another idea that should never been had but has showed up this summer in the UK -- crotch pocket trousers from Uniqlo:
PLUS! privileged white girls' problems! The curse of summer 2018 -- ripped jean tanlines. O NOES!