i'm a stick me pegleg up yo bunghole, mate
if you try to make off wiv me pieces of eight
i'm a steal yo beats cause it brings me joy
and then i'm gonna bugger me a cabin boy
i do whatever i wants to do
\i got a parrot on my shoulder thass smarter than you
you scurvy dog you wormy beef
i'd bite yo head off if i still had me teef
i say yo ho ho an a bottle of rum
make way, cause here i cum . . .
Yo! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ho!